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Everyone has heard of the "Everything I learned in Life, I learned from ...." poem. They are every where and they seem to have one out for everything. Well... I finally found one they missed. I was looking for the one that said "Everything I learned in Life, I Learned from my Kitchen." There isn't one -- so I made one up.
Everything I learned in life I learned from My Kitchen.
- The right tool can make a big difference.
- Mistakes Happen. Throw them out and start over from scratch.
- Practice makes perfect.
- Don't cry over spilled milk.
- Little bits add up to lots of bits.
- Homework is like steak -- rarely done.
- When in doubt -- get your little brother to do it.
- Better safe than sorry.
- Procrastination can ruin a good thing.
- Chicken soup is food for the soul.
- Clean up your own mess.
- Wash your hands before you eat.
- Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
- Hunger makes anything taste good.
- Nothing in life is free .
- Looks don't matter.
- Share with others.
- Sharing the load makes quick work.
- The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
- Junk food is a food group.
- Good Things come to those who wait.
- Laughter is the best medicine.
- Hugs & Kisses (chocolate or otherwise) conquer all.
- A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
- Always pray before you eat. (and other times as well)
- Manners count.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- If you drop it, pick it up. If it's empty, fill it. If it's open, close it.
- Eat, drink, and be merry.
- Beggars can't be choosers.
- Just desserts happen sooner or later.
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
- Half is better than none.
- A few germs never hurt anyone.
- Pay attention! Science experiments are known to sprout on their own in the dark recesses of the fridge.
- Kitchen Memories last forever. (How many of your memories are based upon the smells, sights, and tastes of your childhood?)
- A watched pot never boils (in other words -- have PATIENCE!)
So ... leave me some comments. What are the things that you have learned from your kitchen?
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